(Source: the-only-uke-spy)

hyacin-th:

no i don’t wear glasses because i think they’re cute i wear glasses because im fucking blind

galifianafuck:

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

• take car
• go to mum’s
• kill phil
• grab liz
• go to the winchester
• have a nice cold pint  
• and wait for all this to blow over

sharticles:

Where can I find a male version of me