nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..
i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before
Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?
RIP iPhone 4, you’ve been my buddy for 4 years ): #ifeellikeimlosingapet #ripsherlock #samsunggalaxys5
Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?
There we go